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Topic: «Cunt - a slang word for a vagina., Cunt is the tastiest thing known to men» on forum: Slang dictionary
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25.09.2011 08:42:36
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Cunt is one of the best parts of a woman's body! lol! One of things most men dream to get to!
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Topic: «Eat pussy - oral sex on a woman, Eating pussy is fun and yum» on forum: Slang dictionary
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08.12.2010 22:52:15
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Eat pussy - satisfying a woman by performing oral sex on her by licking her clit
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Topic: «Blowjob - a woman does oral sex to a gentleman, A woman does oral sex to a gentleman by sucking his dick hard and deep» on forum: Slang dictionary
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08.12.2010 22:39:33
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Blowjob is among the finest parts of sexual activity - a woman does oral sex to a gentleman by sucking his dick hard and deep. Then she can either swallow the cum or spit it out.
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Topic: «Cum - semen or the act of ejaculating, Cum could be a man's ejaculate, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming» on forum: Slang dictionary
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08.03.2010 01:28:51
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Cum has a few definitions - it could be a man's ejaculate, a female's vaginal liquids, or, the act of orgasming. Cum is a warm, thick, milky substance that tastes different depending on what you eat.

For instance, if you ate watermelon prior to a blowjob, it would taste really sweet, but if you drunk some vodka, look out.

1) Ah, yes... I am cumming...
2) He then squirted his load of cum right down my mouth
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Topic: «CIM - Cum in Mouth, Cum In Mouth» on forum: Slang dictionary
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08.03.2010 01:15:35
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Cum In Mouth. Meaning ejaculation of the human's sperm into anothers mouth. This might or might not be followed by the swallowing of the ejaculate
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Topic: «Anal sex - the ultimate form of birth control., Anal sex - when a man sticks his big juicy cock in a females tight asshole» on forum: Slang dictionary
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02.11.2009 09:29:09
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Anal sex is the stimulation of the nerve endings in the anus by the fingers, mouth, penis or any other object, such as a vibrator or dildo.

Licking, touching, inserting, or differently acting with somebody's or your own anus with the intention of experiencing or giving pleasure.

Inserting fingers and/or other objects, most conventionally, dildos, into the anus.
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Topic: «Ass - a slang term to discribe the buttox or anus, Ass is a slang term to discribe the buttox. Vulgar Slang - the buttocks or anus.» on forum: Slang dictionary
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21.10.2009 16:18:22
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Ass is a slang term to discribe the buttox.

"Something I occur to unintentionally grab every time I walk by a beautiful girl".

A place the male's sex organ may enter.

"Stick it in my ass"; "Wow, that chick has a nice ass"
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Topic: «Forum rules / posting guideline, forum rules, posting guideline » on forum: General Chat
Posted:
11.01.2009 13:14:11
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Basic Rules:

• you must be at least 18 years of age
• use the English language when you post on the London Beauties but remember this is an international forum so use plain English, also do not use text speak or 'slang', expressions in the category of "dude", "bitch" and "ho" are unwanted.
• we expect some level of commitment and participation to the forum, we understand that not everybody can contribute to the topics that’s no problem, stick to the forum rules and remember its give and take we will not tolerate members that only request or break the rules.

Immediate ban will follow on:

• posting any material featuring models under 18 years old
• having attitude problems towards the moderators or fellow members
• posting bestiality
• posting spam, phishing, viruses or malware

Not allowed:

• all CAPS posts
• asking for trade, offering/promising money or any other form of payment/trade for goods and/or services
• copying and reposting someone else's post(s)
• creating and using more than 1 user account
• direct linking (hot linking) images or media from other websites
• foul language, swearing, flaming
• flooding the forum with posts or short reply's
• harassing fellow members
• invading the privacy of others by posting personal pictures, information, etc.
• linking to other blogs, boards or forums
• making frequent requests without making any contribution yourself
• making political statements in posts, signatures, etc.
• posting and sharing pay site members area access passes
• posting e-mail addresses
• posting software
• posting your own or others personal information
• pretending or posing as someone else and/or making false accusations and/or complaints
• putting links to unapproved or spam websites, blogs, etc. in your signature
• rape, sadistic, violent, extreme sm and perverse material
• rude or foul comments on models
• spam external links
• trading, private ads, offering of goods or services


Things to take in account:

• do not double post
• do not ignore PM's from the Moderators
• do not post short comments and short 'thank you' posts
• do not quote entire content posts of others when replying
• give credit where credit is due
• keep it on topic in the threads
• post to the correct forum
• when posts are not confirm the site rules we reserve the right to edit or remove them
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Topic: «Heathrow, Gatwick and Stansted bookings, Minimum booking is TWO hours for all London Airports» on forum: General Chat
Posted:
01.11.2007 20:11:44
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Please allow 90 minutes for our escorts to reach your place in Heathrow, Gatwick or Stansted.

Please also expect to cover transport expenses in amount of £50 pounds. Minimum booking is TWO hours for all London Airports.